Scene One:
Clara pours water on the floor from her cup. Normally Clara would say, "Oh, NO! Happened?!" Today Clara says cheerfully:
"That's MY fault!"
Scene Two:
(Following successful potty session where Clara told Mama she had to go potty and then made it to the bathroom in time)
Clara (to cat): Guess what, Ronie? Clara pooped in potty! Good job, Clara!"
Scene Three
Mama: Clara, how do you spell your name?
Clara: C-L-A-R-A!!
Later in the day...
Mama: Clara, show Ma what you can do! How do you spell your name?
Clara: C-L-A...NO!
Scene Four
Clara stands on the stairs.
Clara: Ronie! Come here, Ronie! Up stairs! Come here, cutie, cutie! Upstairs and don't fall down!
Scene Five (True story, don't know where this came from!)
Clara is playing with her dollhouse while Ma reads a book.
Clara looks up at her.
Clara: Need some money!
Ma: You're already asking me for money?!?
Clara: Yeah. Party.
Ma: You're having a party with that money?
Clara: Yeah. Princess Party. Need some money.

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